Internal Monologue

Mind-Typography-800pxYour dialogue sucks.


No, really. Your dialogue sucks.

Thanks for the support.

I’m just trying to help here.

That’s an interesting way to put it.

Dude, I’m just trying to keep you from embarrassing yourself.

You’ve seen me get out of a chair, right? Walk across a room? It takes a lot. 


Then what does embarrassment have to do with anything? It’s not a high bar for me.

You have a point.

Thank you. Now leave me alone.

That’s not going to happen.

I really don’t know why you bother me.

I’m trying to help. Look, if you keep this up people are going to quit pretending to like you.

People aren’t pretending to like me.

Sure. That’s what they tell you.

Because it’s true. They’re too busy hating themselves to worry about me.

Wow. That’s dark.

You started this.

Jeez, just try to help …

No you’re not.

Got me.

By the way, you really shouldn’t be busting my chops about my dialogue.

Really? Why?

I just copy down what you say.


You’re an asshole.

Aaaaaand scene.