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DISCLAIMER

This is my personal website. It's where I write whatever the hell I feel like.

This is the latest iteration of three other sites no one ever read either. I'm eventually going to get the old content up, but moving my hosting provider is taking up all my time at the moment. This will suffice. I haven't posted in more than two years, so it's not like you're missing something.

This is a non-exhaustive list of the people and organizations my opinions do not represent in any shape, form or manner:

  • You
  • People like you.
  • People you like.
  • People who you don't like.
  • People who don't like you.
  • People or organizations who employ me to do things.
  • People or organizations who ever employed me to do things.
  • People or organizations for whom I volunteer.
  • People or organizations for whom I've volunteered.
  • People to whom I'm related.
  • People with whom I share some part of my name, including spaces.
  • People who have been seen with me.
  • People who have been seen with that guy who looks just like me. You know the one.
  • Organizations in which I have been a member.
  • Organizations in which I am a member.
  • People who were, are or will be members of organizations in which I've been a member.
  • People with whom I've stood in a line somewhere.
  • Anyone who's not me.

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