Why there are no German stand-up comedians, part 2,349

37-year-old Jochen Naumann of Leipzig was arrested Sunday after telling ticket takers at the Magic Kingdom that he had a bomb in his back-pack. The Orange County Sheriff’s Office says the cast member asked Naumann about it, and he once again said that he had two bombs with him.

The cast member alerted a deputy who was posted near the security checkpoint and a bomb-sniffing dog was called in. It found nothing in Naumann’s bag.

During an interview with deputies, Naumann said he was just joking about the bombs. He was charged with felony making a false report of a bomb.

Beer? Sure.

A social safety net to be proud of? Check.

Comic timing? Not so much