My shitty sendoff

I’m not leaving this job because of the people I worked with every day. I’m going to miss them. I’m glad I’ll be close enough to see them on occasion. It won’t be the same, but how can I lose touch with people who love me enough to make this cake?
 
We’ve all had to eat a lot of shit around here, but none of it has been quite as tasty as this.
 
Thanks everyone. You kept me sane.